I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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