Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
