jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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