quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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