Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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