That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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