I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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