But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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