I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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