YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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