Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Do plants get herpes?
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