I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I skipped work to stalk him.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Come back. Shots need mouths.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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