What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize