can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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