People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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