brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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