At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
cat food counts as protein by the way
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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