Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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