no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I know her cup size but not her name....
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