Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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