Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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