My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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