You're completely useless in the revolution.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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