my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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