We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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