Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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