i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
