Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Dicks are not precious.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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