Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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