we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
