the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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