Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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