Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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