Do you still have your period?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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