We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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