North Korea, Best Korea!
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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