found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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