S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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