Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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