My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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