"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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