That's intense
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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