i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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