Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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