Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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