their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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