This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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