Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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