I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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