eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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