It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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