We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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