They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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