Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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